Hi, my name is Filipe Monteiro. I'm what, I guess you could call, a modern Jack-of-all-Trades - Musician, Filmmaker, Writer, Photographer, and more.

Stick around, who knows what might be in it for you.

ask-thenightmarens:

NiGHTS into Dreams Magnet Giveaway
Hi there, everyone!  Lately I’ve been trying to think of additional ways I can contribute to the NiGHTS community and I’ve decided to do a NiGHTS into Dreams magnet giveaway.  I have made the magnets myself so they are unofficial.  
THE RULES:  
You may only participate if you are following this account (ask-thenightmarens).
You may like and reblog this post once to enter. 
I will use a random number generator to select the winner.
The contest will run from September 5 - September 12. 
You must be ok with giving me your address so I can send the magnets to you.
You must have your ask box open during this time.  If I send you an ask stating that you’ve won, you have 3 days to reply to me or I will choose another winner.  The ask will come from my personal account (mayurasan).
THE PRIZE:
The prize is exactly what you see in the picture!  8 NiGHTS into Dreams magnets which include one of each of the following characters:  
Wizeman
Reala
NiGHTS
Jackle
Puffy
Gulpo
Shleep
Christmas NiGHTS
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!  Thank you and good luck! 

ask-thenightmarens:

NiGHTS into Dreams Magnet Giveaway

Hi there, everyone!  Lately I’ve been trying to think of additional ways I can contribute to the NiGHTS community and I’ve decided to do a NiGHTS into Dreams magnet giveaway.  I have made the magnets myself so they are unofficial.  

THE RULES:  

  • You may only participate if you are following this account (ask-thenightmarens).
  • You may like and reblog this post once to enter. 
  • I will use a random number generator to select the winner.
  • The contest will run from September 5 - September 12. 
  • You must be ok with giving me your address so I can send the magnets to you.
  • You must have your ask box open during this time.  If I send you an ask stating that you’ve won, you have 3 days to reply to me or I will choose another winner.  The ask will come from my personal account (mayurasan).

THE PRIZE:

The prize is exactly what you see in the picture!  8 NiGHTS into Dreams magnets which include one of each of the following characters:  

  • Wizeman
  • Reala
  • NiGHTS
  • Jackle
  • Puffy
  • Gulpo
  • Shleep
  • Christmas NiGHTS

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!  Thank you and good luck! 

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puccapuccanoodles:

I want to be like those pretty asian models

you know

the ones you see all over tumblr

plz :<

I’d like to be seen as beautiful

You have them beat my miles. They look like plastic and you are the most amashingest

~Pie

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Sorry, guys.

But do follow me there, please ; )

FM

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So, two weeks ago, I wrote a blog post about, pretty much, my cellphone history.

I’ve really had my share with cellphone issues, bugs. glitches, downright bricking… well, no more, I say!

On the end of my last post I mentioned a new phone, a certain E63, from Nokia. Well…

“This is just a test to see what possibilities I have to write large tests, here. And in English, apparently. With nooo spell-check on. So far, it seems to be going pretty well, I don’t know. It’s good to practice wording differnt sentences and, well, words, and using the apostrophe, which I don’t get to use that often when writing in Portuguese. However, it really doesn’t make me practice tildes, and things like that, at all. But, since I have nothing else to do, I’ll take this opportunity to get more used to this keyboard which, by the way, is awesome, and works fantastically. Well, again, so far. This’d be great if this was a blog post, the follow-up story to my previous one. However, it’s not. However, I could just write the text here, in txt message form, save it as a draft and then copy -> paste to the text box on tumblr. Nah, screw it… I really just want to sleep, right now. I know I’ve committed myself for the second time, since the hiatus, to make new blog posts on my History blog. Well… That’s not gonna happen, it seems. It’d be great, though. I could use all the grading chances I get, no? Huzzah, a question mark and, now, an exclamation one! Wow, this is turning out to be one wiiild ride. “Now”, the non-existent reader wonders, “if you just want to sleep, why, oh why are you writing an extensive text in a non-Native language?”. “Well…”, I’d answer… ‘Cus I could do it in my sleep.”

Yes, that was all written from my phone, yesterday, while I was sitting, waiting for my turn to get my hair cut (which I did, by the way, hey).

I had in mind a small review of the phone, a proper follow-up post. However, after writing that extensive text (which, as you can tell, I really was just writing for myself out of sheer boredom), I just decided that that’d speak for itself.

FM

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Over the course of the years, I’ve had six cellphones. The first one I got, was on my 2nd year of primary school, due to the fact that my school was not that close to home. So, if anything should happen, I could phone my mommy easily and all would be well. It was a very old Motorola phone, with a big antenna.

My second phone, which I had for a very short time, was a Mitsubishi phone with a small lid on the keyboard. With antenna as well. At the time, I wasn’t minimally interested in anything to do with cellphones, nor did it get me more friends at that time.

Both phones were taken from my hands, at some point. Can’t remember how…

Next, I used a Phillips. As you can tell, those models are old enough that I can’t even begin to know the models. I think it was never activated (due to the fact that I didn’t have a SIM card to put in it. Oh well), so it was just something that I chose to have in my pocket. Heavy bastard. Had an antenna, as well.

In middle school, I got a Nokia 1100. It was really cool. A pleasant experience. Nothing to fancy, it just worked well. It worked just like the 3310 or the 3330, back in the day, but it was slightly more well-developed in terms of overall quality, ‘software’, hardware, and all that. Plus, it had a flashlight. And we all know that flashlights are the coolest thing ever.

Anyway. It fell twice. Twice. On its first fall - I was sitting with my knees up, and, being the little thing so slimmery (slippery+slim), it fell off my pocket. The lower half of the screen = broken. It was amazing. Of course the second fall was a lot more interesting to tell. I was annoying my youngest older sister, by playing the (actually) annoying - yet pretty - Badinerie tune and making it vibrate against her face and whatnot. She was walking away and I was following her. Hey, whattya want, I was 11. At one point, she fed up, and gesticulated for me to stop. Well, her gesticulations hit my phone and poof, there it was - gone.

Some time passed and, I think in 2007, I got the LG KG220. Such an annoyingly slow phone. Writing messages was a pain in the pattootie. You had to wait for it to react to every single button-press so that you could go on and write the following individual letters of the longest word ever. It lasted quite a bit. Until 2008. It was the longest any phone lasted in my hands. I swear it’s not me. It’s their fault. Its screen cracked while in my pocket. While I was sitting on the car. Yep.

Next up is the Nokia 3110c, which I got the following Christmas, I believe. It worked pretty good. Great response time in everything, except the music player. Loved it to bits. Due to my, ahem, cellphone history, my mother made an insurance for the guy. After about a year, the On/Off key stopped working. Crap.

I found a solution, after it completely, completely stopped working. I’d stick a guitar pick in a small crevice just in front of the key, twitch it a little, and voilá. Well, after a while, that stopped working. And, after another while, the screen (the sensor must be real close to that area) didn’t display any picture. Just black. Oh well… got a new one, because it was still under warranty. Worked even better than the previous one, and was a lot faster. It worked fantastically… until… yesterday. Throughout 2010, this one’s On/Off key stopped working too! The ‘quick-fix’ program was reapplied - only this time, instead of a guitar pick, I used the metal tip from a pencil - only to, yesterday morning, come to the same result - Screen=Dead. So, now, I have my phone connected to the Nokia Ovi Suite, which I like very much and, if you’re a Nokia phone user, you should definitely check it out, so that I can check my messages and reply to them.

Now, what’s interesting, is that this phone was discontinued, a while back. What’s so interesting about that? Well, I’ve just ordered another Nokia - the E63. Which has also been discontinued in favor of the E71 and C3. Well, we’ll see how this goes. My first Smartphone. I’m pretty jazzed about it. Sturdy, sexy, working. All the features a phone should have.

That, and that it needs to be able to keep itself together in my hands for more than 30 seconds.

One of my favorite sounds…

fjm


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drake: “i quit, i quit.” lmaooo

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John Mayer’s Heart of Life - Acoustic rendition by yours truly.

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